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Anonymous asked: C, i , s , v , j

C:Female? None. Male? Well then: There is Liam Nesson, Boris Johnson, Tony Stark, Sammuel L. Jackson and the man from SQA’s music exam’s voice. He counts right?

I:E,L,L,E,N (that was cheating wasn’t? Ask me again when I’ve worked it out)

S:A bit I guess. personally I look for a nice person though looking pretty and lovely helps. But not of the upmost importance.

V:Well there was that one time I hired a russian prostitute… I probably shouldn’t say much more.

J: Smoking probably

playing stupid

being a dick

not liking me 

a lack of being a human?

norrieaga:

A: Are you a virgin?
B: 3 biggest pet peeves
C: Celebrity crush?
D: If you could go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?
E: Do you smoke?
F: Do you drink?
G: If you had to rank yourself on a scale of 1 to 10, what would you be?
H: Longest relationship and with whom?
I: 5 turn ons

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(Source: kevinguillermo, via ellenannmary)

Anonymous asked: 1, 4,5 ,10, 24, 30, 46

1. If you are Ellen then no of course not!! If you are not, well then, you should know I’ve been round the block a few times.

4. Nearly, but not quite. Somehow I manage to salvage something every time.

5. Not that I can recall so no.

10. Nah, I don’t really do much texting to begin with. That aside no one else wants to text me back let alone sext back!!

24. I had a louce (is that the singular?) but yeah.

30. Several, including one for Christianity, pretty good for an atheist.

46. Big boats and small boats. All the boats. 

karlfranks:

DON’T ASK ME WHY I WASN’T AT A PARTY I 1. WASN’T EVEN INVITED TO OFFICIALLY

AND 2. I WAS TOLD THE OTHER DAY WASN’T HAPPENING BUT APPARENTLY DID HAPPEN AND NOBODY TOLD ME OR EVEN ASKED BEFOREHAND IF I WAS GOING

SERIOUSLY, FUCK YOU GUYS

Finally someone who knows my pain!!!! At last!!

And the award for the worlds worst boyfriend goes to……

(It shouldn’t be to hard to guess, he just posted this)

So recently I came to the conclusion that I am really quite a rubbish person, but it the worst possible way, I just can’t seem to get anything quite right, everything is nearly there but not quite, everything is a near miss. Then there is my endless list of character flaws….

So I thought it might be kinda fun to make a list of these things and see if I can get to 10 or if I am maybe not as rubbish as I think I am.

1. I am really very self-centred. I mean for a start I am actually taking the time to right all about ME!! Can one get more self-centred? Then there’s how I’ve notice how I speak to people, when in conversation with people if I get the chance to move the conversation on to me and my life then I do. I don’t mean to, it’s just inherent.
2. I am incredibly anti-social to the point I ALMOST actively avoid social activities, though fortunately (I guess) right now it’s only a passive thing. For example when I don’t get invited to things, which is always, I just accept that and leave it. Though I can see myself actively avoiding such things in the future.
3. People just don’t seem to like me. Now I get that’s not a reason not to like me in itself. But everyone can’t be wrong. I don’t know the exact bit of me that people don’t like but there sure is a bit. I mean I have gone to meet a group of people after being invited, arriving a little late and seeing the group fracture and people go off in smaller groups leaving me with some poor unfortunate soul. That has to mean something right? If they don’t like me that much then why should you?
4. I am like the 4th biggest cynic/sarcastic/controversial/idiot with opinions ever. I am going to be honest here, I am not one for convention, I am not a great fan of the status quo (not the band, I have a soft spot for them sometimes) I always have an opinion at odds with the rest of the planet and I ALWAYS shout it out to the world for it to hate me. I always look for the worst in things and generally that can’t be fun to be around.
5. I am something of an attention seeker. For a start I am writing this and if you want more proof take a look at my twitter on a saturday night or any night in the holidays where there is a party on. The self pity tweets come out to play. Often referencing ice cream or how I am never invited to anything.
6. I am a pretty diabolical boyfriend. Now while that’s not relevant to most of you, it does say something about my character on the whole. I am rarely there for her outside of school hours very rarely. Sometimes we go out, but often not. Here only contact with me is over the internet, which is alright at night or when one of us is away, but during the day on a weekend? That isn’t good enough. I just don’t make enough of an effort for her even though she deserves so much much more than me. I do care of her in the upmost, but as a boyfriend I am just rubbish. I feel bad about that. Really bad. I suppose if that’s how I treat the person that means the most to me in my life then what am I as a person?

Okay I think I might be outta things to say that are bad about myself. That’s not too bad, 6. That’s 60% of my original target. I am less bad than I thought I was.

I think now to make this better I’ll have to do a positive version. I’ll do that another time though. When I can think of things that aren’t “is really good at doing the aforementioned things”